Flanders loses his drinking virginity

So... its 2:00 and Flanders is passed out on his bed in his rubix cube clothing (dress) (I'm not suprised). This brings back memories of the first night "Flanders was drunk." It happened also to be a rubix cube party, the second weekend of his sophomore year and we were playing flip cup. Finally, Flanders decided to join in on the action. After a short few rounds of flip cup, Flanders was HAMMERED! But he continued to insist that he was not drunk because... "I don't drink, how could I be drunk?" Anyways, the evening progressed and the team decided to head over to our home turf, Bardwell, and play some drunken night Ultimate. Flanders exclaimed, "Hey guys let's go streaking." It is at this moment that I pull into the Bardwell parking lot from a night out on the town. I walk through the infamous pines and end up on Bardwell with the entire team playing a fucked up game of Ultimate. Except something wasn't right. Flanders is completely naked, and definitely the only person that has removed any article of clothing. At the time, I was a little confused because I was still under the impression that of course Flanders didn't drink. But it soon became clear to me, Flanders had lost his drinking virginity!!!!